Callgirl

- I hear you have a boyfriend.
- Yes.
- Ah, young love. It can be so exhilarating, so intense. All those feelings rushing around inside of you. I remember being young and having all those crazy feelings.
- Oh, yeah?
- Oh, yes. You know, Rory, being a young lady comes with many gifts. Your virtue, for example, is a gift. A precious gift. Possibly the most precious gift you possess.
- Uh-huh.
- You want to give this gift very carefully. This is a gift you can give to only one man. Once you give it, it's gone. You can't re-gift it. If you give it away too soon, to the wrong man, then when the right one does come along, you have no gift to give. You'll have to buy him a sweater. Do you understand what I'm saying?
- No.
- Think long and hard about when and to whom you want to give the ultimate gift you have to give away.
- Oh.
- Yes.
- Oh, dear.
- Oh, dear, indeed.
- Um, well, listen, Reverend. I really appreciate you taking the time out of what I assume is a busy day to come here and talk to me about all of this, but, um, I'm afraid the, uh, the ultimate gift ship has sailed.
- What?
- A while ago. It's probably in Fiji by now.
- Oh.
- Yeah.
- Well.
- So, have you seen the Forty-Year-Old Virgin? 'Cause you might like it.


Comedy.